Things I Never Thought I'd Say to My Daughter

Liza is crazy, seriously. We call her a Crazy Chica, and she signs back to us that she's a crazy chicken... LOL

I find myself saying things all the time to her that I never thought I'd say to my daughter, or maybe to my child period. Here are a few examples:

• "Oh Lord! Don't drink from the dog bowl!"
• "You're not a dog, you're a girl!"
• "Liza, don't lick the counter!"
• "Liza don't bite Grandma's toes!"
• Please don't lick your brother."

So, what do you think? Anyone else find theirself saying unexpected things to their kids? Surely she's not the only Crazy Chica (or chicken) out there.